February 2011
When I get to school in the morning and someone is...
I’m like
It’s too early for this shit.
Men always want to be a woman's first love, but...
It takes two to make things work, but only one to...
“Valentine’s Day is nothing more than a Hallmark Holiday designed to get guys to...”
– Why I Hate Valentine’s Day (via loveandpalmtrees)
“The more I see of the world, the more I am dissatisfied with it; and everyday...”
– Elizabeth, Pride and Prejudice
(via wickedfine)
Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for cramps....
When you hug a boy and he hugs tighter.
Crazy Women
Just sick and tired of wonderin’ when he was coming home So she drove around She found his car They heard a boom from in the bar He called the cops She called his bluff They hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs
Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends Keep their crazy hidden till they’re pushed off the deep end Oh no, God forgive them, they weren’t born like this Oh no, crazy...
